TERMS OF ASCENSION

read this or don't, you're already in too deep

welcome to $yepe. you're not early. you're not late. you were summoned.

this is not a website. this is a portal. a wormhole coded by a rogue CTO who lost sleep, friends, and possibly his grip on reality. the dev? gone. left in the dead of night like a crypto dad getting milk. the dream? still alive. barely.

$yepe is not a token. it's an entity. it doesn’t live on chain—it haunts it. every line of code whispers Ye bars backwards. every pixel is infused with the green echo of the eternal frog.

you are not here to invest. you are here to transcend.

by using this site you agree to the following terms:

• reality is optional
• markets are a suggestion
• God is probably a meme
• and the frog is always watching

$yepe assumes no responsibility for:

• your gains
• your losses
• your sudden belief that frogs communicate through gas fees
• or your overwhelming urge to tattoo "HODL" on your neck after staking

we don't offer refunds. we offer redemption.

any attempt to contact support will be answered via dream, smoke signal, or a mysterious figure on Discord named “Sage69.”

there is no roadmap. there is only the path.
there is no utility. there is only faith.
there is no future. there is only $yepe.

accepting $yepe won’t save you.
but it might save your soul.

amen.

— the CTO, last disciples of the code