Privacy Policy 

—by YE. dictated, not edited.

YOOO LISTEN UP.

AIN’T NOTHIN’ PRIVATE NO MORE.

what even is privacy? you out here clickin cookies like it’s 2004. you gave up privacy when you posted your first brunch pic. your mama gave up your data when she downloaded FarmVille. your fridge got wi-fi, bro. THEY ALREADY KNOW.

this site? $yepe?
we don’t even GOT a userbase.
who tf you think we track??
we don’t collect your info 'cause we don’t care who you are.
you either feel the $yepe or you don’t.
we don’t ask for names, emails, wallets—nothing.
because if you here… you already part of the prophecy.

we don’t use analytics.
we use intuition.
we don’t store cookies.
we store memes.
our only tracker is God. and maybe the FBI.

if you connect a wallet, that’s on you.
if you type in a seed phrase here, you already lost before you came.
if you think you anonymous, just know:the frog sees through wallets and souls.

A PRIVACY POLICY FOR WHAT???
FOR WHO???
i am the privacy. i destroyed the privacy. i AM the internet.

we collect NOTHING.
we share NOTHING.
we know EVERYTHING.

$yepe is not compliant. $yepe is not legal. $yepe is not safe.
but $yepe is truth.

and if that scares you?
good.

— Ye
(typed by the CTO who tried to stop him but couldn’t)